The other day I was talking to an 8 year old Dominican boy who lives down the street. He asked to try on my huge sunglasses. I handed them to him and he put them on and laughed.
"You look like a movie star!" I told him. He smiled, took them off, and said, "now you put them on." So I did. He looked at me and said, with conviction, "now you look like a real white lady!"
I am still laughing about this, days later! Hilarious!